LONG CATS. BIG HEARTS.
A little odd.
A lot to love.
Meet Smudge. An unusually long, wonderfully soft cat with absolutely nowhere to be.
I need this cat →Founding Litter · 50 numbered Smudges planned
THE BIG REVEAL
It is, in fact,
mostly cat.
Designed for maximum loafing. Soft enough for naps. Long enough to become part of the furniture. Weighted enough to feel satisfyingly substantial.
PLOP!
THE FOUNDING LITTER
Six long cats.
Choose your loaf.
Same general shape. Wildly different levels of nonsense.
THE FOUNDING 50
Small batch.
Big beginning.
Smudge starts here. Fifty numbered cats planned for the first drop. A tiny first chapter before the litter gets considerably more out of hand.
Meet the original →EXTREMELY SCIENTIFIC PERSONALITY TEST
Which Sausagecat
are you, spiritually?
Three deeply important questions. Absolutely no peer review.
Your ideal Saturday?
A pickle rolls past. You…
Your work ethic?
THE SCIENCE IS IN
You are Smudge.
Professionally lazy. Emotionally available. Horizontally gifted.
TEMPORARY CAT ABSENCE
This cat will be back soon.
Currently away on important cat business. Leave your email and we’ll let you know the moment they return.
No spam. Only important cat movements.What’s new on
sausagecat.com?
- Smudge is here. Somehow.
- The others will BE BACK SOON.
- Field Notes are now considered legitimate research.
- A tiny roaming Sausagecat has escaped into the website.
- The Boop-O-Meter remains completely unregulated.
LAST UPDATED: whenever we remembered
OFFICIALLY ACCREDITED BY NOBODY
LONG ★ 100%
LOAF NO
PRODUCTIVITY WWW.
CAT SOFT
WARE Y2K
READY*
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